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God’s most beautiful creatures

May 29th, 2008 by lynnylchan under Comments and Pets

If I were being interviewed and was asked this question: “What do you think are God’s most beautiful creatures?”, I would probably reply “Christian fundamentalists, because they believe in their God and teachings to the exclusion of logic and common sense. God must be so pleased that His creations love him so much.”

Nah, just kidding. No one’s ever going to interview me, and that’s supposed to be a satirical answer, anyway.

God’s most beautiful creatures are dogs.

Firstly, their name is an anagram of His.

Secondly, they’re so loving and non-judgmental, which is what God-fearing people should aspire to be, no?

My next-door neighbour, meaning the dude who has the room next to mine, has an Alaskan Malamute. They’re naturally beautiful dogs on their own, with an attractive colouring and lush fluffy coat. But what makes the dog so darn lovable is that he gravitates towards people.

I was in the kitchen pouring myself milk when I heard someone enter. I didn’t think much of it, then something bumped up against my butt and I knew it was the dog. He had exited his room to come and see what I was up to. And later, as I left the house, he poked his head out of his room so I could wave him goodbye. How could you not love a dog like that?

God got it right first time with the canines.