Bohemia Bunny

Pithy One-liners

November 6th, 2006 by lynnylchan under My Life

A collection of my snappy comebacks. I’m just waiting for an opportunity to use them.

“I don’t have an attitude problem. I have an attitude. You have a problem.”

“I am an early riser. I’m usually up before noon.” Sounds like a joke, but not when you live in a university dorm.

“You’re so gorgeous, I want to wear you out.”

“I don’t suffer from lack of sleep, I get enough during lectures.”

“I’m like a magnet - I’m bipolar.”

“Scandal is what people do when they think no one is looking.”

“Living is just dying with style.”

“”Almost” means ‘not good enough’.”