Bohemia Bunny

The Funnerology Principle

123456, very special meh?

So it seems that Malaysia is taking 01:02:03am on the 4th of May, 2006, very seriously. They have an sms contest to commemorate it. Yup.

It’s just a bunch of numbers, for crying out loud. Yes, it’s very pretty, and it’s as coincidental as you can get – right down to an exact second, so it covers all units of time. But unless this exact second is the sign of all planets aligning in a straight line and heralding the Apocalypse, I find it fails to concern me overmuch. And yet the newspaper even kindly featured an astrologer telling us to plan something for this special time, as it would bring us luck.

Well, let me tell you what I planned. Or rather, what I was doing at that time, because I totally forgot about it and had more important things on my mind. I was dancing at Ministry of Sound. There. I don’t know how clubbing will bring me any luck, unless some talent scout was there and he loved my lip-syncing to the oldies.

Heck, as numbers go, I’m more worried about the 6th of June, 2006. They’re releasing The Omen on that day. Now THAT is more likely to trigger the Apocalypse.

Prognostications!

Aye, aye, it’s time to gaze into our crystal ball and pretend we can see into the future, when we can’t actually see past the end of our own noses without specs.

PL3236 Abnormal Psychology

Optimistic: A+

Pessimistic: A-

Aye, very upbeat about this module, we are. Well, I might be wrong and get a B, because everyone seemed to find the module easy, which would skew the curve. I’m not sure if A+ is actually on the curve, and perhaps the top 1% get it, or whether it’s an exceptional grade given to perfect, well-written, I-couldn’t-have-done-it-better-myself work. Perhaps the curve only goes up to A, and A+ is like a hidden level or something. I have no A+ so far. It’d be nice to get at least one while I’m here, so I can claim to have touched the lofty heights. I can live without reaching the depths though, I’m not much of a deep-sea creature.

PL3232 Biological Psychology

Optimistic: A

Pessimistic: B

I don’t suppose I’ll do too badly, but since I lack data on both my term paper and my class participation, it is possible that I bombed both and will end up with a miserable C. I didn’t think the final paper was too bad, but it won’t save me from a disastrous CA mark. If this wasn’t a core module, I’d recommend everyone to stay away if possible.

GEK1503 Chemistry in Space

Optimistic: A-

Pessimistic: B-

Will this be the GEM that breaks my A- duck? So far all I get is A- for my non-faculty GEMs. Not an A, certainly not A+, and it better not get worse than A-. I don’t know if my slightly lackadaisical attitude towards GEMs is responsible, or if I somehow have not mastered the art of the curve where GEMs are concerned. This module was actually rather difficult, despite the level-1000 tag. It actually required me to learn some new concepts and apply my brain to higher-level thinking. Most of my GEMs just make use of whatever I’ve learnt so far. Anyway the admin is retiring this module for a little while, it won’t be available next semester.

PL3235 Social Psychology

Optimistic: A

Pessimistic: B

I screwed up big-time on the midterm exam, which pulled down the predicted grade despite my good showing on the class presentation. The exam was quite reasonable, despite the initial panic and “what the hell is this” that ran through my mind. More rubbishy essay-writing, my prose artistry deserts me under pressure. One of those modules where the textbook is your best friend. If only I had known that when I was studying for the midterm.

PL2132 Research and Statistical Methods II

Optimistic: A+

Pessimistic: B

The A+ is optimistic indeed, because apart from its near-mythical status contributing to the uncertainty, I screwed up on the group project and that’s 20% of the final grade. I did better on the midterm exam than many of my peers, but that advantage was probably erased by the group project grade. The final exam gives me some hope, it was totally manageable, but that just means that the curve will again be skewed because many of us will score high. More likely we’re looking at an A- here. Still, a better showing than the miserable B I got for Stats I.

I was hoping to finally make the Dean’s List this semester, but getting an SJAP of 4.6 or 4.7 is looking more and more difficult. All it takes is for one module to pull you down. I don’t know what I will do if my CAP goes down, I’d probably fall to pieces and drop out of college. Or at least decide “to heck with it all” and take up a part-time job instead of spending time studying. At least a job pays real cash, while studying isn’t even guaranteed to get me good grades.