Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Oh man oh man oh man. I did enjoy the movie, it was quite well done, did justice to the book (if I don’t take issue with the little glitches) and I suppose it deserves all the money it made.
My friends commented that it went a bit fast, such as by cutting out the Quidditch World Cup final. Just as I was happily thinking “Whee! Now for the match!” it cut suddenly to the scene inside the Weasleys’ tent. Huh? What was that about? I suppose it’ll be bonus material on the DVD, otherwise the movie would have gone on too long, but still, it was a bit abrupt. Bah.
Also, there were severe liberties taken with the movie. I’m all for not being a slave to the book (Movies 1 and 2 were slaves, and they were pleasing but lacklustre) but honestly, some of the things they did were just too much! A lot of people have already commented on the many “glitches” and other mistakes, but it’s the fabrications that really got me.
Firstly, Beauxbatons. Whether or not they are a girls’ school, I don’t think any self-respecting school would ask its girls to prance and go “ahhhh” suggestively. That was just dumb. Why would competing students do that? It’s just slightly demeaning. Unless they are merely a finishing school, shouldn’t they try to project a more serious image? Honestly.
Secondly, did Harry actually see Barty Crouch? We know it was Barty Crouch Jr who cast Morsmordre (now I know how to pronounce it), but Harry didn’t actually see him now, did he? Ah well, chalk this one up to the ‘need to make movie shorter’ category. I kind of expected Nagini to look more exotic, not merely a python, but I guess that would have to do. Hmm, and while we’re there, this movie invented more dialogue than the last one. I did like some parts of it… “Babbling, bumbling band of baboons” is a classic, but the rest was merely, well, middling. I didn’t think Snape would resort to physical violence (or physical comedy). Hitting them over the head with a book? How very slapstick.
And Padma and Parvati Patil, though they are twins, are not in the same house. The other one is in Ravenclaw, so what’s she doing prancing into the Gryffindor common room, eh? Artistic license… and they were forced to cut out Rita Skeeter’s unmasking as a you-know-what, which really was a good bit of detective work on Hermione’s part.
I did like some bits very very much, though. Daniel Radcliffe has either improved tremendously as an actor, or Chris Columbus is lousy at directing kids. Because Harry is solid, sensitive and believeable in this movie. The nervous glances, the dribbling of pumpkin juice, the whole trying-to-figure-girls-out thing… very nicely carried off. It bodes well for his romantic development in the next two movies. And Ron, at least, has learned more than the fearful “Harry…” expression so prevalent in Chamber of Secrets. Harry in love is such a sweet sight, you want to jump (or glomp, if you know what I mean) him and kiss him all over, because he’s just so freaking adorable!
No, I don’t like Cho Chang, and it’s NOT because I’m a Potter fangirl (I have the hots for Draco, however). Leaving aside her Scottish accent and her looks, I just don’t get why Harry likes her! I just don’t see why! Why not Hermione? Falling for your best friend is plenty common. Why not Lavender? Why not Ginny? Why not, I don’t know, another Beauxbatons girl? What does Cho have that the other girls don’t? An ability to fly and catch the Snitch? I suppose, seeing how JK Rowling never explained it properly either, it was just a teenage crush. Harry’s later love affair develops more slowly and more intensely than his one with Cho, so I suppose the crush hypothesis is the most probable. And also, Cho’s characterization in the books wasn’t fully developed before this either, so don’t tell me that Lavender or Ginny are improbable ideas.
Hermione and Krum: Firstly, Hermione’s dress. Fine from the waist up, horrible from the waist down. I did like the dancing scene though, I’m pretty sure I saw a certain white-blond head among the slow dancers… awww. Didn’t get a good look at his date, pity. Yes, I’d have loved it to be me. While we’re on the issue, they might’ve shown more of Neville and Ginny dancing, they do make such a cute couple.
Now for the sad bits: I nearly cried in the Defence against the Dark Arts class scene, when Neville was watching the Cruciated spider (actually it was a scorpion). Knowing how difficult it must have been to see that, my heart really ached for him. No idea why Hermione was so upset though, it wasn’t as though she’s supposed to have a little something for Neville… or DOES SHE? Hahahaha. And thinking back upon it, we see how truly twisted Barty Crouch is – to show the child of Cruciated parents how his parents must have suffered. That’s truly horrible, it is.
Cedric. Oh, Cedric. Apparently I cry, no matter whether it’s book or movie. I didn’t cry when he died, the tears came when he asked that his body be brought back. I sobbed a bit more as Harry choked out, “I couldn’t leave him there…”. And it was just so heartbreaking to see his father’s grief. Almost obscene, in a way. Sniff sniff. People die in this tournament, but not due to a Dark Wizard and certainly not because they were the “spare”.
Note to Lucius Malfoy: There’s not much point in wearing a mask and hood if you’re going to leave your blonde hair sticking out for everyone to see, idiot. How many wizards have that hair, eh? Dumb fool, no wonder he’s in Azkaban… of course when I blame the character, I’m really blaming the person who wrote the character or scene, who in this case would be the screenwriter. *ahem*
So, no one under 12 should view this film, some bits are a bit scary (like the beginning when they show the title screen) and some bits are just too sad. I don’t believe in sheltering children, but it’s really something I wouldn’t take little kids to. The concept of pure evil, so pure that they would rob a grave, kidnap and hurt a boy, imprison a wizard and kill not only someone who was kind and good and was in the wrong place at the wrong time, but anyone who was in the way… that concept is something I don’t think young minds can grasp.
Sniffle. Cedric. And while I’m on the matter, anyone know where I can get one of those Potter shirts with the two stripes down the sleeve and the name on the back? I think they look nifty. Ok, so I wasn’t really on the matter. Stop nitpicking, or you won’t enjoy the movie.