I’ll bitch-slap you to China!
Wah damn fuming angry now. Freshmen with no respect for seniors. You don’t come for the programme? Fine. You dowan to run with us? Also fine. But you dare to retort so rudely to me? Not fine. Try that line again on any senior and if the girls don’t bitch-slap you, the boys will. But we are a nice hall. No physical violence wan. So we will cold-freeze you out of our comms. Rude little bitch.
What happened is, Ehoc were preparing for the finale of the Orientation programme. Towards this endeavour, we were herding the freshmen to the hall to assemble them. I was hanging about near the bus stop. Yes I was being extra. So along comes this girl and boy, and one of the people in charge asks me to tell them to go to the function hall.
Now I’m very polite wan ok? So I ask them nicely, are you going to the function hall? No, replies the girl, and she keeps walking. Oh well. What to do. Person-in-charge asks me to inform them that there is an activity going on. Well ok. I go back to them and ask, Excuse me, there’s an activity going on at the function hall.
The little bitch turns around and spews, Can you stop interrupting me? Not so much as a please or a sorry. Just like that. Well, well. Obviously whatever you were saying is SOOOOO important that you would tell someone off like that.
Look, I know not all freshmen enjoy orientation. If you’re not going, just say sorry, I’m not interested, I have other plans. Fine. But to be so rude, as if I was bugging her nineteen to the dozen “Can you please go to the function hall now it’s a really important activity the programmers have really put a lot of effort into it you’re sure to enjoy it please go this way”… I can only put it down as rudeness.
She’s probably the kind of person who tells salespeople “Go away and let me shop in peace” instead of “Sorry, I’m just looking”. There is a way to tell people nicely to go fly kite. Apparently she hasn’t heard of it.
The other seniors tried to appease me, and one suggested, Haha you should have taken her picture then we can know not to let her into our committees. Ah, what a lovely revenge, if only a bit wishful. Comms being what they are, it’s hard to reject people when you desperately need manpower. And even if she proves to be a selfish bitch, chances are the rest of the comm will just keep quiet and hope she gets her comeuppance come evaluation time.
But I don’t think she’ll join any committees. Her jersey said Singapore Schools on the back. Oh, wow, a national athlete. Yes yes, we’re so desperate to keep you that we, the seniors, will just put up with whatever shit you dish out, simply because we’re in dire need of sports talent. Sadly, I know that is closer to the truth than I like to admit.
The only recourse left for my anger is to hope that she gets kicked out of hall for not participating in enough activities. Hah!
p/s: I have nothing against athletes, or against people getting kicked out of hall because they weren’t involved enough. But someone with that attitude doesn’t deserve a place in hall, when there’s someone out there who’s nicer and cheerier and more polite. After all, the sports is only for one season. And lack of one more athlete can be overcome. But a bad attitude poisons the hall spirit. Yes, I may be speaking from wounded pride, but to see how low Eusoff has fallen breaks my heart.
Breathe, breathe. Now the anger has dissipated and I shall let this bother me no more. On with life!
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